Wednesday, April 1, 2015

April Fools!

Hey, guys.

Today was insane, and I'm pretty sure Ella and Sarah hate me.

So it's April Fools day, right? Scarlett and I planned a prank last night. We were going to prank Ella and Sarah. We were going to pretend to be mad at each other and get them all worried and then say "APRIL FOOLS, SUCKERS!!!!"

Sounds perfect! Right?

WRONG!

All morning, they were trying to help us solve the problem. Scar and I squirmed in our seats, because they weren't supposed to get THAT involved.

Before we knew it, a lot of people knew about our "fight." Eek.

We needed to end this, ASAP!

So we took Ella and Sarah out to lunch. We had a whole breaking-the-news plan, and it went perfectly! Except for the part where Ella and Sarah laugh and we all happily slurp our milkshakes.

First, when Scar said her line "God, Avalon, you're such a bad actress!!" and I did my bit where I asked if I flubbed a line, blah blah all that jazz.

But Ella interrupted with "Is this an April Fools prank?" (she didn't look happy.)

And Sarah said, "Because if it is, it's not funny!"

Scar and I plunged ahead, saying "Yeah, it's a prank" and "Happy April Fools, guys!"

But they didn't laugh. And nobody even took a sip of their milkshakes. (Except Scar, who was obviously blind to the big flashing red WARNING: ANGRY BFFs signs Ella and Sarah were displaying. But I forgive her, 'cuz she's awesome.)

"Oh, my God, SO NOT FUNNY," said Ella.

"We spent all morning trying to solve this 'problem'!" said Sarah.

"But there is no problem," I explained calmly.

"EXACTLY," they both said.

Ella paid and left. Sarah followed.

Well, Scarlett and I screwed up. Scarlett's refusing to apologize because she still thinks she's right, and right now I'm texting Ella. Trying to work things out. She's really mad.

More later!

XoXo,
Avalon

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