....I mean, seriously. I tried to act like I cared about her crush on this guy, Kevin, who used to go to my school but now he goes to Wagner, like Annie. But honestly? I don't mean to sound mean, but it's getting kind of old. Every time I see her it's Kevin this and Kevin that.
What's more, her idea of fun is going through her camera roll and making everything sepia. I was like, yay, let's make this selfie sepia (she does the worst duck face) and lets make this random picture of your couch sepia, and this weird Minecraft screenshot sepia....
And whenever we come across a video, Annie simply has to watch the WHOLE THING, no matter how long it is.
We watched this one where she's maybe nine years old, talking to her cat. No, talking for her cat. Seriously. She was all, "Hello! My name is Sky--" (that's her cat's name) "--and this is the premier of my talk show, and today we're here with Doggy the Doggy-Dog..." Here Annie switches into this deep deep voice and holds a Littlest Pet Shop up to the iPad lens. "Hullo! My name is Doggy the Doggy-Dog, but yoo can cawl me Dee-Dawg!"
I stopped listening when Annie/Sky started singing what sounded like Celine Dion's My Heart Will Go On.
After, I asked Annie why she made that video. Her eyes got as wide as saucers and she said, dead serious, "I don't know what you mean, Av. I didn't make the video, Sky did." And she went on to explain how Sky supposedly hired her to man the camera while she (Sky) "worked her on-screen feline magic."
She's addicted to that cat, I tell you. The cat and Kevin.
So Ella heard about my blog and decided to make her own. I'm so forgetful, I forgot her blog URL. I'll try to get it tomorrow (or, I guess, later today, seeing as it's 12:28 AM) and put it in the next post.
XoXo,
-Avalon
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